DID SOMEONE SAY MOPED ARMY OFFICIAL NATIONAL RALLY IN SACRAMENTO?

LABOR DAY WEEKEND SEPTEMBER 1ST - 4TH

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RIDE INFO

Friday 9/1

Come gassed up & snacked up
  • 5PM – Steve Rosen will be at East Portal Park
  • 6:30PM – We tell the dummies to gas up & come back
  • 7PM – “Ride leaves in five minutes!”
  • 7:05PM – Start putting on helmets
  • Click here for the ride map 
  • Chase will be on call, follow Discord for chase info
  • Ride ends at the Hilltop Tavern
  • There will be delicious tacos for sale at Hilltop Tavern
  • Please buy some tacos and support local 
  • If you get lost just meet us at Hilltop Tavern
  • Drink with The Lost Boys & tell ghost stories
  • Go rest up early for the big ride tomorrow
  • Nah, fuck it you need to drink more
  • Go home
Turn by Turn Directions Friday Ride
Head south on Rodeo Way toward M St 246 ft
 
Turn right at the 1st cross street onto M St 0.259 mi
 
Turn left to stay on M St 0.590 mi
 
Turn right onto 39th St 0.679 mi
 
Turn left to stay on 39th St 0.258 mi
 
Turn right onto C St 0.328 mi
 
Continue onto Elvas Ave 1.48 mi
 
Continue onto 56th St 0.745 mi
 
Turn left after McDonald's (on the right)
 
Pass by Taco Bell (on the left) 843 ft
 
Turn right onto 59th St 0.338 mi
 
Turn right onto T St 1.71 mi
 
Turn left onto 34th St 0.819 mi
 
Turn right onto 5th Ave 0.262 mi
 
Turn right onto Franklin Blvd 0.354 mi
 
Turn left onto 2nd Ave 1.40 mi
 
Turn left onto Riverside Blvd 1.99 mi
 
Turn right to stay on Riverside Blvd 1.59 mi
 
Turn left onto 43rd Ave 906 ft
 
Continue onto 43rd Ave 0.514 mi
 
Turn left onto S Land Park Dr 3.68 mi
 
Turn left onto 16th St 2.38 mi
 
Turn left onto Richards Blvd
 
Pass by Crossroads Inn (on the left in 1.5 mi) 1.54 mi
 
Continue onto Jibboom St 0.771 mi
 
Turn right onto I St Bridge/I St Viaduct St
 
Continue to follow I St Bridge 0.331 mi
 
Slight left onto C St 919 ft
 
Turn left onto 5th St 0.480 mi
 
Turn left onto CA-275 1.04 mi
 
Turn right onto 9th St 1,240 ft
 
Turn right onto P St 0.507 mi
 
Slight right onto 2nd St 545 ft
 
Turn left onto O St 292 ft
 
Turn right onto Front St 407 ft
 
Turn right onto Neasham Cir 1,194 ft
 
Turn right onto Front St 577 ft
 
Turn right onto K St 400 ft
 
Turn left onto 2nd St 974 ft
 
Turn right onto I St 348 ft
 
Turn right onto 3rd St 436 ft
 
Turn left onto J St 1.69 mi Continue straight to stay on J St 1.69 mi
 
Turn right onto 48th St
 
Destination will be on the left 0.352 mi
 
Hilltop Tavern – 4757 Folsom Blvd, Sacramento, CA
 
FRIDAY RIDE MAP FRIDAY RIDE MAP
 
Elixir Bar & Grill – 1815 10th St, Sacramento, CA
 
SATURDAY RIDE MAP SATURDAY RIDE MAP
Turn by Turn Directions To Walnut Grove

Drive 42 mi, 1 hour, 17 minutes

 

1061 28th St, Sacramento, CA 95816, USA

 

Head west on P St toward 27th St

 

Pass by Subway (on the left in 0.5 mi)
1.83 mi

 

Turn right onto 4th St
1,243 ft

 

Turn left onto CA-275/Capitol MallContinue to follow CA-275
1.10 mi

 

Take the Jefferson Blvd ramp
1,152 ft

 

Turn left onto CA-84 S/Jefferson Blvd
3.75 mi

 

Turn left toward Gregory Ave
161 ft

 

Continue onto Gregory Ave
1.15 mi

 

Continue onto S River Rd
2.73 mi

 

Turn right onto Babel Slough Rd
3.02 mi

 

Continue onto Pumphouse Rd
0.365 mi

 

Turn left onto CA-84 S
2.23 mi

 

Turn left onto Clarksburg Rd
3.12 mi

 

Turn right onto S River Rd/Riverview Dr

 

Continue to follow S River Rd

1.02 mi

 

Turn right onto Co Rd 141

1.18 mi

 

Turn left onto Co Rd 144
4.52 mi

 

Continue straight onto County Rd 143
0.949 mi

 

Turn right onto Co Hwy E9/S River Rd

 

Continue to follow Co Hwy E9
1.40 mi

 

Continue onto Sutter Slough Bridge Rd
0.615 mi

 

Continue onto CA-160 S
1.07 mi

 

Turn right onto Grand Island Rd
5.98 mi

 

Turn left onto CA-220 E
2.68 mi

 

Turn left onto CA-160 N
2.57 mi

 

Turn right onto Walnut Grove Bridge
463 ft

 

Turn left onto River Rd
177 ft

 

Turn right onto Bridge St
125 ft

 

Turn left at the 1st cross street onto Market St
194 ft

 

14149 Market St, Walnut Grove, CA 95690, USA

Turn by Turn Directions Back To Sac

Drive 34 mi, 1 hour, 1 minute 14140 Market St, Walnut Grove, CA 95690, USA

 

Head northeast on Market St toward C St 161 ft

 

Turn left at the 1st cross street onto C St
105 ft

 

Turn right onto River Rd 11.7 mi

 

Continue onto CA-160 N 7.97 mi

 

Continue onto Freeport Blvd 1.70 mi

 

Turn left onto Pocket Rd 3.41 mi

 

Continue onto Riverside Blvd 2.08 mi

 

Continue straight onto 43rd Ave 919 ft

 

Continue onto 43rd Ave 1.06 mi

 

Continue onto Blair Ave 1,280 ft

 

Turn left onto Freeport Blvd

 

Pass by Carl's Jr (on the right in 0.9 mi) 1.97 mi

 

Turn left onto 14th Ave 1,296 ft

 

Continue straight onto Park Rd 243 ft

 

Continue onto 18th St 0.481 mi

 

Continue straight onto 19th St/E Park Rd 0.251 mi

 

Continue straight onto 19th St/Park Rd 203 ft

 

Turn right onto 14th Ave 39 ft

 

Turn left to stay on 14th Ave 308 ft

 

Turn left onto Freeport Blvd 0.744 mi

 

Continue onto 21st Street 1.22 mi

 

Turn right onto Q St 0.533 mi

 

Turn left onto 28th St

 

Destination will be on the left 98 ft

 

Albert Winn Park, 1616 28th St, Sacramento, CA 95816, USA

Saturday 9/2

Come gassed up & snacked up
  • 10AM – Meet up at 28th & P – Albert Winn Park
  • “11AM” – “Leave on the long ride”
  • 14149 Market St, Walnut Grove, CA 95690, USA
  • Follow Discord to communicate with chase 
  • Click here for the ride map 
  • We will be stopping in Locke to break & eat food 
  • Ride ends at Albert Winn Park
  • 9PM – Meet back up at Elixir Bar & Grill
  • Eat, drink & get loose with your friends
  • There will be some bar food there for us
  • Who knows how fast that will go though
  • Raffle will take place at some point here
  • Get drunk and wonder off to some other bar
  • Hopefully you find your way back home

SUNDAY 9/3

The meet up has 2 Bars, Coffee Shop & Asian Market
 
Press Club – 1119 21st Street, Sacramento, CA
 
SUNDAY RIDE MAP SUNDAY RIDE MAP

MONDAY 9/4

MORE shenanigans coming soon
  • 11:30AM – Wake up from your hangover
  • 12PM – Go to Rafter’s for a pool party
  • 9PM – Meet up at Low Brau for Motown & dancing

DISPENSARY

Just go to Mainstage and get 30% off your first purchase

TOP FOOD

  • Chandos Tacos
  • El Rincon
  • Shake Shack
  • Ming Dynasty
  • Thai Canteen
  • Fish Face Poke
  • The Sandwhich Spot
  • Boba Ph U
  • Bawk!
  • Florez Bar & Grill
  • Los Immortales
  • JP Thai Kitchen
  • Habibi’s Grill
  • Queen Shiba Ethiopian
  • Pho Xe Lua
  • Marie’s Doughnuts
  • Andy Nguyen’s (Vegan) 
  • Anna’s Vegan Cafe (Vegan)

TOP BARS

  • Hilltop Tavern
  • Bottle & Barlow
  • Tallac Lounge
  • Old Tavern
  • Press Club
  • B-Sides
  •  Pine Cove
  • The Trap
  •  The Merc
  • Punch Bowl
  • The Mix

NEVER VISIT

  • Pancake Circus

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Day OnE: FIND THE PARTY

We will give you a list of clues to find various other clues that will hopefully lead you to the party and by party we actually mean meet up to go on a moped tour of famous serial killers. After we fill you up with Sacramento true crime slasher knowledge we will take you to one of the most haunted bars in Sacramento, so you can drink dirty suds, talk to a ghost and take a gamble on the "food" truck out back. We will top it off by stealing all the bulbs out of everyone's mopeds before kicking you out at whatever times bar close now. By the time you realize you have no lights you'll also figure out we've taken your phone leaving you to fend for your way home by following only your heart to whatever shady air bnb you're staying at. 

DAY TWO: SEIZED THE DAY

If this ride doesn't seize your bike then it just very might break your will to ride mopeds and you may never get on a moped ever again. Meet up will happen probably sometime early. We don't actually know yet. At least I don't know. If you're a Landsquid who knows the meet up time and sees this than let me know so I can update this. Anyway, go on a long ass ride and then ride some more before stopping for exactly 15 minutes. You will understand why we can only stop for 15 minutes once you see it for yourself. So you're on a long ass ride and eventually you come back to try to pull yourself together enough to muster up the energy to go out to yet another bar. At least at this bar we convinced the owners to move everything around to accommodate our mopeds and our shenanigans. Yippee! 

DAY THREE: DON'T DROWN

There aren't going to be any certified lifeguards or a magical fish man that will save you from the savage sea (river). It's going to get hard we know, but luckily you will have some cool things in your rally pack (Buy a fucking rally pack) that should help at least get you out to meet up for breakfast burritos or waffles or whatever it is. Breakfast leads to coffee, which leads to a gas up and a small ride to river shenanigans including the infamous squid slip-n-slide of death. Which is also haunted. After that we meet up for more moped shenanigans followed by a Monday holiday at your favorite brunch spot full of bottomless mimosas. We aren't even giving Monday a photo or description so this is kinda the end. You did it! You successfully overcame your tentacle difficulty!